“ Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Let’s get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all of this. ”

—    Doug Stanhope

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“ Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in. ”

—    Doug Stanhope

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